The German Versions of U.S. Sen. Ted (the Internet is a series of tubes) Stevens: Apparently, several legislators in the German states of Bavaria and Lower Saxony are drafting bills to make it a crime for video-game players to inflict "cruel violence" on human-appearing characters in the games. This, of course, is a response to some odd, lone game-player who went nuts recently and killed some real people, and the legislators are certain that the millions of violent-game players who don’t kill real people are surely just ticking time bombs.
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The all-mobile-home community of Briny Breezes, Fla. (owned outright by its 488 residents), on the Atlantic just south of Palm Beach, accepted a bid by Ocean Land Investments and will sell its entire 43 acres for $510 million, which works out to, er, $1.045 million each.
The "10 Most Bizarre People on Earth" includes our old friend Alfred Merhan Nasseri, and the Japanese guy who is certain he is Jesus Christ, and a couple of others Yr Editor has featured as they have come up in contemporary news stories. [Link from Fortean Times]
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"Mom is over the top," "everything she does is over the top," said the adult daughter of Melody Howell of Rock Hill, S.C., on Mom’s 52 large, fully-decorated Christmas trees throughout the house . . . . . The principal of Needham (Mass.) High School said no longer will the honor roll be published in the local newspaper because it causes too much stress in our "high expectations-high achievement culture" . . . . . Cops found the 42-inch plasma TV that Radisson Hotel employee Richard Perez was seen on video taking from the property; it was under his Christmas tree, wrapped, with a card: "[to] Mom, Honey Bunny from Big Papa, Daddy" . . . . . Univ. of Illinois-Chicago researchers will study the secret lives of urban squirrels (which, among other things, dig holes to pretend to bury nuts while lipping the nuts, to fool eavesdroppers) . . . . . Virginia high school art teacher Stephen Murmur is in trouble for his part-time flamboyancy: He paints with his naked ass (but, hey, he tried to disguise his ID, by calling himself Stan Murmur).